23 reasons to NOT visit Turkey
1. Everything's crumbling and old
2. The food is terrible...
3. ... I mean, they call THIS dessert?!
4. There's nothing worth buying at the Grand Bazaar
5. Turks are cold and unfriendly.
6. Once you’ve seen the Blue Mosque, you've seen it all
7. There are no adventure sports to speak of
8. Holiday homes in Turkey are really dark and dingy
...although Kalkan property sometimes fits the bill.
9. The weather is terrible, you'll have to hide indoors all day
10. There are no good beaches
11. ... okay, maybe one or two, but they're overrun with tourists
12. Istanbul’s skyline is so uninspiring
13. Good views? Nowhere to be found.
14. It's all skyscrapers and apartment buildings
Villas in Fethiye aren't half bad, really.